/u/andyduphresne92 Damn even Spirit Halloween falling victim to Spirit
Halloween |
/u/Wiggie49 Our economy is truly fcked if even Spirit Halloween is
shutting down to make way for a slightly larger Spirit
Halloween |
/u/spacekitt3n the end times of capitalism, eventually everything will
just be dueling spirit halloweens taking over each other
in the wastelands of what once was |
/u/CleverInnuendo The only respite is a single Pretzel stand that exists
in an otherwise empty mall. |
/u/Naviolii instead of becoming empty my local mall turned into a
dnd mall. there's like 10 dnd shops and people rent out
their tables with tvs imbedded for their sessions. crazy
stuff |
/u/Wiggie49 I always felt like Malls would be the best place for an
airsoft of paintball arena if not a laser tag arena.
They just need much sturdier and taller railings so
idiots can't climb them and fall to their deaths. |
/u/DistinctlyIrish Laser tag would be the only acceptable option for pretty
much any mall owner given the semi-destructive nature of
airsoft and paintball, but I agree that these dead malls
could be easily converted into indoor action spaces that
draw crowds again. Especially as the heat keeps
increasing and people need more indoor spaces again to
be during the daytime, I suspect malls that have been
turned into giant trampoline laser-tag parkour arenas
will be en vogue. |
/u/Pixel22104 I feel like you could convert a lot of abandoned places
into Airsoft arenas with a little bit of work. |
/u/Wiggie49 I guess it might not be worth the cost of rent if it
doesn't work out tho. |
/u/Surroundedonallsides Mentioned this in the parent comment beforei read yours,
but they had this in Dallas, although it wasnt a mall it
was an old, massive, warehouse from the 1930s converted
into a paintball arena and haunted house.
Its closed now, and building sits vacant. I imagine
theres a lot of costs even just maintaining the building
to avoid lawsuits over mold/materials collapsing, etc. |
/u/CleverInnuendo Can you help me get them in touch with my mall? I'm in
need of a new table at the moment. |
/u/TorrenceMightingale They're the donuts of mid-day.
Both will live through the apocalypse. |
/u/welchplug As donut shop owner, I have enough flour to feed myself
and my family for years. Probably enough tell
malnutrition sets in. Should be interesting to try to
sling donuts in the apocalypse for ammo. |
/u/Prestigious-Cup-2353 Funny how some things just stick around no matter what.
Guess they're just meant to be part of the landscape! |
/u/Strawbuddy Years ago I read a short story about lawyers having to
physically defend their clients IPs via ritual combat. I
imagine Spirit sweeps the category, using plastic swords
and reaper scythes |
/u/EduinBrutus You joke but it basically means that the owner of the
unit was unable to find a tenant for the entire period
since last Halloween.
So indeed, the US economy is truly fucked. And its
going to get much worse.
And thats all before the "AI" fraud pops. |
/u/frotc914 So indeed, the US economy is truly fucked.
While I agree with you big-picture, commercial retail
spaces of this size have been in oversupply since
like...2010. The fact that one might sit empty for over
a year is not really a sure sign that we are screwed.
Odds are this was a funiture store, office supply, or
Best Buy or something that has basically been completely
supplanted by internet shopping. |
/u/kitsunewarlock I've heard that some big-box stores like Wal-Mart in
more rural areas will run their stores to the ground and
pack up for a new location in an adjacent city/town
because they can get sweetheart deals on opening a new
store. The old lots are too big for anyone else to rent,
and usually require too much work to renovator for much
more than a seasonal store that just needs shelf space
but doesn't need the more expensive upgrades that
involve HVAC or plumbing. |
/u/Darth-Ragnar Carcinisation Spirithalloweenisation |
/u/bea-npc My town had a Spirit Halloween in the same spot for over
a decade. One year, a Big Spirit Halloween opened down
the road and both locations were open for two seasons.
Next year comes around, no more Smaller Spirit Halloween
💔💔💔💔 I miss Smaller Spirit Halloween so
much, but it's just because I knew the layout by heart.
It's like going to another town's Walmart. |
/u/cricketriderz Big spirit Halloween strikes again. |
/u/TurboDelight The lifecycle of the Spirit Halloween has become too
accelerated and they've begun to cannibalize each other |
/u/Leopold_Darkworth It's Spirit Halloween all the way down |
/u/hefty_load_o_shite It's putting on a spirit Halloween costume |
/u/Turknor It's a very good costume. |
/u/Litho-Lobster Great day to discover a new subreddit |
/u/eaglebtc it's actually a very old subreddit, but I applied for
takeover and revived it about a year ago after the
original moderation team went AWOL. |
/u/Litho-Lobster I could have been more specific, I meant new to me 😅
Congrats on the takeover though! |
/u/eaglebtc it's kind of like when someone discovers another cat
subreddit. |
/u/PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING it's kind of like when someone discovers another cat
subreddit.
But which one? /r/Catswithjobs ? /r/TheCatTrapIsWorking
? /r/legalcatadvice ? |
/u/xekari r/crabcats r/AdamDriverCats |
/u/jimihenrik r/greebles/, r/catsstandingup/, r/blurrypicturesofcats/
and r/danglers/ come to mind as well |
/u/mileylols /r/tuckedinkitties , /r/catslaps , /r/TIGHTPUSSY ,
/r/catsbitingthings |
/u/Dr_Jabroski So it just got its second health bar? |
/u/Litho-Lobster Full circle. God, that's beautiful. |
/u/eaglebtc Yes. And someone made that observation in the comeback
post. :-) |
/u/Etheo Holy crap this post: https://v.redd.it/ccyff8kjd2hh1
Greatest thing I've seen in weeks. |
/u/lectric_7166 Welcome to Spirit Halloween, now with 7% more costumes.
Spirit Halloween. We used to have lots of costumes. We
still do, but we used to, too. |
/u/Velvet_Pop That's actually a hilarious idea, go as yourself, but
with your clothes on top of your clothes |
/u/Dicky_Penisburg "I'm me with a slightly smaller head." |
/u/ghostrose86 https://preview.redd.it/u8s7l94i07nh1.jpeg?width=1170&fo
rmat=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eadbc608680f7a259fe54a6631a22b090f
1d033e |
/u/ThnkWthPrtls "Generic Halloween Themed Store Banner" |
/u/Turknor I want to dress like "a store that sells overpriced
seasonal decor replaced by a Spirit Halloween" |
/u/Dendritic_Silver Spirit Halloween went out of business and a Spirit
Halloween opened up in their location. |
/u/Wiggie49 https://preview.redd.it/nq4bpc31i5nh1.jpeg?width=176&for
mat=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3d31429a5042c507ad9303ebc4da7d2333
aa6e5 |
/u/Darkwolfie117 Best use of this meme I've seen for months |
/u/IDoLikeMyShishkebabs https://preview.redd.it/50hvk7trn5nh1.png?width=720&form
at=png&auto=webp&s=5b64191b977f3ecdd413c04af0b58f371f1f5
898 |
/u/Muppetude The Spirit Halloween store is dead. Long live the Spirit
Halloween store! |
/u/PossiblyMakingThisUp We're approaching the Spirit Halloween singularity |
/u/Ink_Mage https://preview.redd.it/ozhcpenai5nh1.jpeg?width=1206&fo
rmat=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b72567195efb06067f91c07da54e5abe69
5dc1a3 |
/u/cedarwoodandsage333 https://preview.redd.it/fwviejjgr6nh1.jpeg?width=640&for
mat=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6289a3c8086dc5e90c60d1c675bb0dd47e8
66b7b |
/u/soda_cookie https://i.imgur.com/dN2UxEV.gif |
/u/Ordinary_News_6455 It's a big sign. It's funny because it's bigger than a
normal sign. |
/u/Ordinary_News_6455 https://giphy.com/gifs/hNHl2G94NeUMwN8vNQ |
/u/WatermelonLemonad3 https://giphy.com/gifs/CeXfxMajAkC2I |
/u/TheDaveWSC I didn't even know he was sick |
/u/Tralfamadorian82 I've had this same thought about a large cowboy hat... |
/u/Talophet1 They got more spirit! |
/u/Turknor At least 10% more spirit! |
/u/Abefroman12 They've got spirit, yes they do! They've got spirit, how
'bout you? |
/u/MeaninglessDebateMan Next year will be Spirit Halloweenest. |
/u/Bithium Let's see who Spirit Halloween really is!
https://giphy.com/gifs/MQIDO7U7c3fLq |
/u/Spare-Armadillo-7475 Spirit Halloween is owned by Spencer's so if you pulled
the mask off it would be a 6' novelty dildo |
/u/Xszit Thats why its such a novelty. Smallest one they carry in
stock. |
/u/SpiritedBanana4694 Hey, 6' is pretty long... |
/u/Causal_Modeller https://preview.redd.it/a77u9mo2j5nh1.jpeg?width=960&for
mat=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea7fc861fab74e30c5829daae7273031399
4c33b |
/u/DrBopIt Hey take it easy. He clearly hasn't been at this scheme
long enough. He'll get there.. |
/u/XVUltima He'll get to the dictionary eventually |
/u/Disneyhorse It's makeup and latex, not actually brains |
/u/ErwinHolland1991 This is the before picture, what do you mean? |
/u/StrawGlasses I like the mental image of him just casually having to
go about the rest of his day with a big cranium just for
the one minute he's in the library |
/u/Causal_Modeller With enough confidence, blue paint and cool clothes
anything's possible!
https://preview.redd.it/j5lds3hiq9nh1.png?width=431&for
mat=png&auto=webp&s=51c7f9a49b06ba8ef4ea5f0bf9905485dd4f
9232 |
/u/Blondi93 https://preview.redd.it/mv5xs7c0c6nh1.jpeg?width=1920&fo
rmat=pjpg&auto=webp&s=007eaa57e1217b61722bb7f422162155e7
9c935d |
/u/maximian You don't have to make a new layer, you can just drag
the corners |
/u/Turknor Who gave the intern photoshop!? |
/u/lechiengrand Just make sure to hold down Shift so it stays
proportional. |
/u/CharlesP2009 https://giphy.com/gifs/l2Sq4I75tXtb903sY |
/u/hitokirivader But then the sign's gonna get all pixelated |
/u/Loinnird smh this is why vector art is best |
/u/hikeonpast https://giphy.com/gifs/xoHntNXFYkfzGAftEv |
/u/deathbyvaccine https://youtu.be/MLxUdYhXOk0?is=Qm8pxTI9bKMDFi6U |
/u/AnswerOver9028 The one in October is going to be massive. |
/u/Turknor That would be awesome - they just keep putting a larger
and larger sign until it drapes over the entire
building. |
/u/jwnsfw The real october surprise. |
/u/sk0503 https://giphy.com/gifs/1jnyRP4DorCh2 |
/u/Xszit https://giphy.com/gifs/SZ9yiIXjwkSe4 |
/u/applepiehoneymuffin I work in the signage industry and create banners for
customers all the time. The only reason I could see this
happening is because the customer is unhappy with the
original size they ordered. Or the sign company produced
the banner at the wrong size. |
/u/passwordlostnoemail It could be the property owner enforcing contractual
obligations on the leaser; it could be Spirit corporate
using a smaller sign already in stock until the
right-sized one is received to the specific location; it
could be an initial vendor error like you said that is
now being rectified...
Bottom line is the new sign has bigger print and will
grab more eyeballs. |
/u/CeruleanEidolon I think the thing people are intrigued by is how they're
just putting the big one over the small one without
removing the small one. They'll have to pull both down
when they pack up for the season anyway. |
/u/ExtremeMuffin Considering spirit halloweens business model of renting
stores for only a couple of months I wonder if they
leased this same location last year, and when they
vacated the store they didn't take the sign down, and
nobody has moved into the space since then. When spirit
Halloween leased the space again this year they ordered
a new sign not realizing the old one was still up. So
the sign company showed up to put up the sign and they
are doing so because they aren't paid to care that there
is already a sign for the same store in that location. |
/u/Turknor yeah, there has to be some customer/approval shenanigans
going on here |
/u/alpargator "cost of removal?? we aint paying that" |
/u/Rock_Strongo Almost certainly the sign company's fault and they
re-printed the bigger sign for free.
Highly doubt Spirit would have bothered to order and
pay for the bigger one if it was their own mistake. |
/u/Zargnoff I worked for Spirit. They maintain a catalog of banners
and re-use them year after year. Its likely the
originally requested sign looked smaller than it did in
the mock-up, so they just ordered and installed a bigger
one from the back catalog, end of the season they will
pay for a single removal of both signs. Instead of a
removal and install right now. |
/u/Several-Action-4043 It's very common in the sign industry for customers to
see what they purchased in real life and want to change
it. A photo mock up can only do so much to show
perspective. It's just as likely they simply saw the
first one and said, no, bigger and bought the bigger one
too. |
/u/Dry-Season-522 I'm thinking more "Corporate came out with some new,
larger banners. They got one. There's a charge to put up
a new banner, and a charge to take down an old banner.
They figure they'll just put the new one over the old
one, and afterwards just pay one 'banner takedcown' fee
to get both down.
Source: Also worked in sign company |
/u/Losaj Is Spirit Halloween doing so poorly that Spirit
Halloween is taking over their stores!?! |
/u/tonyrizzo21 Can't let Mattress Giant have all the fun now. |
/u/Darkzeid25 https://preview.redd.it/ld0cyzxrl5nh1.png?width=640&form
at=png&auto=webp&s=d5f2edf6197d111d43d140469dc80b603a720
8e1 |
/u/Blue-Mime-0003 https://giphy.com/gifs/djdyvnKHZEpwLAo4Qa |
/u/AutoXCivic Even Spirit Halloween isn't safe from Spirit Halloween
taking over. |
/u/scubawho1 https://preview.redd.it/x1vkeoqkh5nh1.jpeg?width=828&for
mat=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d313ff9867d1435bc3499430fc89970b77
f59a3 |