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/u/Azeze1 That was Tu YouYou, first woman to win a Nobel prize in
medicine for discovering a breakthrough antimalarial
drug and the hardest person to sing happy birthday to |
/u/TaxesAreConfusin this is a fucking bangin' joke |
/u/DesireeThymes I'm laughing way too hard at this joke.
Every once in awhile you come to Reddit and find
something worthwhile |
/u/borkthegee Here, I can ruin your experience with reddit.
When romanizing Chinese names "You" is pronounced yo
like her name is the same as the toy yo-yo. And in the
song, we usually only say given names not family names.
So the song is simply "happy birthday to you ... Happy
birthday dear yoyo..." Which is all together pretty
normal.
I still laughed at the joke, obviously very few English
speakers know pinyin |
/u/ValkyrieSkyfall You guys said people's names when singing in Chinese?
Haha, for me, I have always just sing
祝你生日快乐 4 times and that's it. |
/u/Proud_Painting4460 Real chiggas know this is the realest answer |
/u/terrexchia I don't even know where you could slot the name into the
song, in Mandarin we don't really have "happy birthday
dear____" in so little words as to fit the melody |
/u/borkthegee Nice, now this is why I reddit *chefs kiss* |
/u/41puppy I am laughing too hard trying to sing happy birthday to
Tu YouYou in my car right now |
/u/ElBastardoDK Don't be on social media while driving. |
/u/CEREALBUTTMUNCHER I'm bawling my eyes out while trying to land this plane
atm. Wish me lu |
/u/apparition88 Bing Dang Ow on the back stretch. |
/u/ANTICHRIST-BOISE Nice callback to 2011. I was working at the chop block
at Dickey's BBQ when the report came out. Will never
forget that day.
Edit: will never forget that it actually happened in
2014. Now I'm starting to wonder if this has anything to
do with the Russia-Ukraine conflict... /s |
/u/nightswimsofficial Buddy still hit comment. Thats commitment. 🫡 |
/u/ChronoLink99 Could be a passenger. |
/u/RammsteinFunstein not everyone in a car is driving |
/u/Training_Guide5157 Funny for sure, but it'd be pronounced "yoyo" (with a
tone) in Chinese. |
/u/Azeze1 Thank you for all the rewards, I feel it necessary to
note this is not an original joke by myself but
certainly an Internet meme from about a decade back |
/u/Curly_Shoe You are the hero we needed, not the one we deserved.
Your timing and delivery is on Point, so even if your
Cape is at the dry cleaner's en, it's still fully
deserved. |
/u/ItsHumpDayMyDudes Original joke got removed what was the joke! :( |
/u/Hot-Job-6281 Credit to anyone that actually uses their actual name
instead of making an unoriginal racial joke.
Her name really is Tu Youyou.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tu_Youyou |
/u/Extension_Canary3717 Even better in Portuguese as Tu is also You so is You
YouYou |
/u/utahrd37 ... but it is pronounced like the word "yo-yo". |
/u/hmmicecream My toddler sings that way. Happeeeh bertdayyy yu yu |
/u/fadeux ..."Happy birthday, dear Tu YouYou, happy birthday to
you!" 😂 |
/u/chucklingmoose ironically my aunt worked in an adjacent lab as her and
hates her for taking the credit on this lol |
/u/PapiLenyora This has had me singing it aloud and laughing like a
teenager for the last 10 min - 10/10 epic joke |
/u/ZealousidealDance990 Tu Youyou and the Project 523 for which she won the
Nobel Prize took place during the Cultural Revolution.
During this period, China launched a satellite, as well
as the hydrogen bomb and the atomic bomb. |
/u/This_Maintenance_834 it is true. the situation of scientists were quite mixed
during culture revolution. one time the party don't like
high educated academic to avoid them interfering with
politics, on the side, the party need them to make
satellite, atomic bomb and ICBM. |
/u/Pman1324 Better than glorifying celebrities. Scientists actually
help the world. |
/u/cluelessmuggle29 100% agree, and spreading awareness about them too, they
deserve the visibility for the work they do. |
/u/DonutHoles4Ever Basically USA scares the shit outta them and is the
perfect example of why China's government works better
than any other as a point of marketing in the country.
But the fact that science is so heavily shit on in the
USA despite it being one of the leading scientific
countries for a long time, just goes to show that
politics has destroyed the country's power long term and
none of them give a damn |
/u/Living-By-The-River It's odd when your own government makes you look up to
China. |
/u/Large-Shake1069 While your own government looks up to Russia and North
Korea. |
/u/Gon_Freecss_1999 China is our enemy!!!!
oh hello there my friend North Korea :) |
/u/theghostog You say politics, I say corporations and fiduciary
responsibility |
/u/Shazbote You say politics, I say corporations
Same thing these days. |
/u/beardedheathen Which is exactly the problem. |
/u/FermentedForeskins not "these days", the elites pretty much own the
country, there was never a government, they ARE the
government. It is no longer a god damn conspiracy
anymore, its more like a fucking history lesson now |
/u/Longjumping_Crab394 People either choose to accept this or deny it outright.
It's sad when people will stand by politicians like it's
their life partner and defending them even though
they're screwing them over. |
/u/CTTMiquiztli Nope, just Watch the many "recent" crisis. Every time a
scientist says "dear government, You are doing it wrong"
the government lashed back, calling them spies,
traitors, sold-out creeps, and threatens them, then
doubled down. |
/u/05948372 But how many TikTok followers do these scientist have? |
/u/lateformyfuneral It's odd to make this a slam against the West when China
invented TikTok, and their native version...people
aren't following scientists there lol. Their insane
"Douyin" microcelebrity culture is a few years ahead of
ours, a preview of the insanity to come. |
/u/AvailableLecture3236 the majority i'd argue. in a system that doesn't
primarily fund and reward what is profitable/reckless
this would be more apparent. |
/u/Robinsonirish Your comment reminds me of:
Cameraman: "Ten percent of teachers are bad."
Damon: "Where did you get that number?"
Cameraman: "I don't know. Ten percent of people in any
profession maybe should think of something else."
Damon: "Well, okay, maybe you're a shitty cameraman. I
don't know." |
/u/pyrojackelope Just looked up that interview. The interviewer and
camera man are absolutely insufferable. |
/u/Le_Gitzen Link for the lazy:
https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/1v0wprz/th
rowback_to_matt_damon_standing_up_for_teachers/ |
/u/Cultural-Let-6912 In a tangible way yes, but we can't pretend art,
entertainment and sports don't play a massive role in
defining us as a species. I don't think they should be
monetarily be valued higher than doctors and scientists,
but they do play a huge role. |
/u/Messyfingers Art and culture have a huge impact beyond the economic
value of the work. That can be crazy to think about.
Think of movies or albums that people have been talking
about for decades, and there are probably tens of
thousands of businesses whose names nearly nobody would
recognize that make as much money as some of those
things every month or so.
There are probably more than a dozen gold mines that
make more money in a year than the Beatles made in 60
years of making music for example, yet next to nobody
would recognize a single one, many would recognize the
Beatles. Scientists, doctors, who may have come up with
the technology behind works of art or saved those people
from dying? Nameless, probably not as wealthy either.
Theres certainly a widespread disconnect between fame
fortune, impact to humanity in many many things. |
/u/Winter_Preference287 Art and entertainment should always be secondary to
science imo. They're hugely important but they benefit
from more understanding and better technology just as
much as anything else. |
/u/Schmigolo Science benefits from art and entertainment too. Not
just from the exposure science gets from them, but also
the educational effect they have on the population,
creating more skilled people who will become scientists.
Every child has seen a dozen little TV shows etc. that
teaches them what we consider basic concepts that
would've been obscure to even educated people in the
past. Ideas that were developed by who we call the
greatest geniuses like Aristotle are mere catch-phrases
in cartoons thanks to art and entertainment. |
/u/botany_fairweather Or just hold them as equals. Many scientists throughout
history have had their work motivated by art. Art can
also teach people values and empathy and perspective,
moving people into scientific paths that benefit
society, even. Science alone rarely says anything about
what ought to be, while a lot of art very much tries to
be prescriptive in its messaging, even if those messages
are nihilistic. No need to rank art and science at all
IMO. They are two arms of a whole thing.
edit: I thought it was obvious but I do not consider
most for-profit mainstream commercial entertainment to
be 'art' in this context. Von Neumann, Einstein,
Schrodinger, Newton...etc were each deeply motivated by
philosophy, literature, and music. I personally do not
believe we would have their scientific body of work
without the art that influenced them. |
/u/25c-nb Furthermore, parts of science are really an art, while
parts of art are really a science |
/u/LordShtark Why does it have to be a contest? |
/u/In_Cats_We_Trust I don't think governments are the ones pushing celebrity
culture |
/u/Dreboomboom The emphasis on education is the way to go. |
/u/I9w0s The Chinese recently increased their R&D funding, making
them the country with the highest R&D spending of any
country in the world. |
/u/HarryPottersTaint I know they have many issues and human rights abuses and
things that we don't agree with, many for good reason.
They very significant economic problems. There is no
checks and balance system on the government, they can do
whatever they want which is dangerous.
But China is pragmatic asf.
It wouldn't be the system I would choose for my country
- the drawbacks and problems are too big, political and
social freedom is too low, protection for civilians is
too low - but I do think there are a lot of lessons we
can take from them. |
/u/I9w0s I've talked to some Chinese and they are vehemently
proud of their goverment. They do not display resentment
towards them and support their policies.
However that plays out, it is indeed working out for
them and with unprecedented growth across multiple
sectors, too. It's just a result of a highly educated,
and highly development centric society, I would say. |
/u/DMmeprettyplantpics It's hard to not have some acceptance of the government
when they've been in charge of the country since it was
an actual hellhole just 30-40 years ago.
A large part of the country has been alive long enough
to remember what it used to be. |
/u/anno2122 This Also the push climate protection hard.
We in the west forget the dream of futura. |
/u/MinosAristos Worth saying that climate protection policies and
investment in renewables, electric vehicles, and nuclear
directly benefits them far more than the US, and in fact
harms the US geopolitically, even in the short term. Oil
is a major source of US geopolitical leverage around the
world, and providing alternatives neutralises that
somewhat.
We see that in Cuba for example where the US oil
blockade is less effective due to imported Chinese solar
panels.
However, I won't criticise doing something that
benefits the world even if they're mainly doing it for
their own immediate benefit. |
/u/EnesEffUU Insane you have to preface any positive perspective of
china with all the bullshit.. you don't do the same when
talking about the US or any western nation who have done
and continue to do much worse on a daily basis right
now. China hasn't dropped a bomb on another country in
40 years. And while yes the Uyghur situation isn't good,
if Israel did the equivalent of that instead of what
they are doing right now with western backing, the world
would be praising them for showing restraint. |
/u/Ser_Twist If we had to preface every compliment towards the US
with the bad things it has done first we'd hit the
character limit very quick. |
/u/broohaha A decade ago, a Chinese coworker was talking about how
his sister, a high school teacher , was thinking about
immigrating to the U.S. He's an engineer and he said he
strongly discouraged her, saying teachers are revered in
China and that she would hate it here. |
/u/Ethandingding I had to agree, I am Chinese, and I moved to Canada when
I was in highschool. The disrespect other students shown
to the teachers was a culture shock, and grade 11 math
was like grade 3 back home.
And if you work in a top highschool in China, the take
home pay is like an engineer's pay. |
/u/RustleMyJimmie5 So true, I moved to Australia when I was like 10, ended
up in an all boy high school year for 3 years, it was
like a fking zoo. Not gonna lie, it was hella fun tho. |
/u/FukkingDeathMental As an American with two former teachers as parents,
that's a damn good brother. My 1st grade teacher mom
would come home sometimes to sit on the sofa and just
quietly weep to herself for 15 to 20 minutes because her
1st grade student showed up again with bruises all over
their arms, her other student came in wearing the same
clothes he had worn the past 5 days and smelled even
worse, and their school funding was cut again but hey,
we had a riverboat casino opening soon!
My dad would come home sometimes, grab a few beers and
head downstairs to watch baseball and stew because he
was forced to pass a student who hadn't done a single
homework assignment because the kid's parents raised
hell with the principal or the student who cursed him
out had rich parents who were on the school board.
To be fair, I had A LOT of shitty teachers growing up
and I bet China has a ton of them too. |
/u/cremaster2 Imagine what the US could produce if they had free
education. |
/u/WrapKey69 Better politicians for sure, nobody sane voted for trump |
/u/NotYetPerfect Germany has "free" education and the most popular party
there is afd which continues to grow. |
/u/WrapKey69 It's not as popular with people who higher education.
People with a degree vote for other parties, but
unfortunately a lot of them vote for CDU |
/u/Groghnash afd is big because people are very dissatisfied in the
mainstream political partys. i myself as a slightly left
leaning centrist (for EU standards) are too. not voting
for far right because of it, but the parties in power
have been at a stalemate for 3 decades, and we have the
"schuldenbremse" thats why everything goes to shit. |
/u/TraditionalWait9150 help you correct it.
Better politicians for sure, nobody sane properly
educated would vote for trump |
/u/RIP_Spacedicks Plenty of highly educated, sane people voted for Trump.
They're rich, so they benefit from his grift.
Dangerously short sighted to assume that evil, amoral
people are automatically stupid |
/u/Nicinus Can we at least agree that MAGA peeps have to be
intellectually challenged? 😆 |
/u/amosthorribleperson Many, yes. Many others are just giant pieces of shit,
though. |
/u/Underwater_Grilling They could put a man on the moon! |
/u/crevettexbenite Yes but not like China does it.
Kids should be kids and not number crunching machine. |
/u/MrNostalgiac As with everything, there's a middle ground between "no
child left behind" and "study and do well, or else". |
/u/Dreboomboom 100% agree. I never said that we should adopt their
education style, simply invest wisely in our youth. |
/u/Newone1255 Until some dude fails his government exams 3 times and
has a mental breakdown and dreams he's Jesus's brother
and starts the deadliest civil war in human history. Not
saying it can happen again in China but the fact that
it's happened once is wild enough already lmfao |
/u/agiantdog33 We should replace some university subjects with
government exams imo. The Sui dynasty got that right
back in the day. |
/u/EremiticFerret It wasn't a perfect system but having to pass a series
of examples to work in public service, especially as a
politician isn't the worst idea, as we in the US have
proven. |
/u/Coin_Operated_Brent Everybody else got an award and I agree. That is cool! |
/u/SavagexEclipse An award just for you my friend! |