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Allen, my neighbor's cat who looks like he swallowed a microwave
OneOrangeBraincell | by /u/ChoiceFee8793 | 100 comments | 2026-09-02T16:14:30+00:00 Central
Post
This cute guy always visits me whenever I'm hanging
out outside. Hope you enjoy him in all his square
glory.
Comments
| /u/arpohatesyou https://preview.redd.it/fr1ooj5ox4nh1.jpeg?width=516&for mat=pjpg&auto=webp&s=453fefbb6fb1a0b002bfbcd73b96e78fbfc 39ff5 |
| /u/Witchberry31 https://preview.redd.it/7oqlku7lk8nh1.jpeg?width=640&for mat=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63e38dd5e051be98d92e7f0086285f93dc8 f01eb |
| /u/howmanyhowcanamanyho I laughed so hard, I choked on some chicken. |
| /u/cloudnuggetx allen the microwave swallower, square glory and all😂 |
| /u/lynx_1097 https://giphy.com/gifs/ccJkDVI1d6KCiwVySR |
| /u/Working-Glass6136 https://preview.redd.it/47zyya98q5nh1.jpeg?width=447&for mat=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdab5ab9a808b04ba7938b46d1f07f1250d 52821 |
| /u/Embarrassed_Gur5863 https://preview.redd.it/j7ewsw9ju5nh1.jpeg?width=225&for mat=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20c97f9defd0d4d2966a452690d1c706178 17f42 |
| /u/khanabyss https://preview.redd.it/6fi1t7tyr5nh1.png?width=1254&for mat=png&auto=webp&s=a2f4db45ea96418a62f03aa7b26a272f310e 6a4f |
| /u/khanabyss Shut the hell up he would annihilate you now that he has his catwondo white belt |
| /u/queensnuggles i just can't get over his victimhood! it's soooooo lame. what a baby bitch. now he looks like a wrinkly old man too. |
| /u/HeyPrettyLadyMaam This ones kinda disturbing......is that Jonah Hill? |
| /u/Working-Glass6136 https://preview.redd.it/pnc177pxq5nh1.png?width=198&form at=png&auto=webp&s=d3ef0d456db636cb5f1ae671520bb505d36dd 8f9 |
| /u/Fireant23 That is perfect (*purrfect ofc, ty reddit user Gizmotastix) but also I hate it |
| /u/Prysorra2 OPs cat looks like he has a union job |
| /u/Anonstic Excuse u, im trying to eat over here without spitting up my food in an unexpected fit of laughter |
| /u/unniqorn live-action Blacksad |
| /u/effienay That is a grown ass man. |
| /u/Darth_Dronus https://preview.redd.it/02k5kehhh6nh1.jpeg?width=833&for mat=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4cbc79a9bb86db8184e1c1164a3bd6a243 80ccc |
| /u/grae7hall I would simply do whatever that little orange crime boss demanded of me and do so while replying "yes boss!" in a brooklyn accent |
| /u/TechnologyOver5642 https://giphy.com/gifs/lszAB3TzFtRaU |
| /u/GitEmSteveDave Also looks unsnipped by those jowls. |
| /u/WafflePartyOrgy Perfect cat in which to give a grown-ass man name like 'Allen'. |
| /u/chronicallytiredgirl Right? Like this big sir has a pension |
| /u/AAPL_ https://giphy.com/gifs/eNM5cRF4UMJe4CoQ3t |
| /u/Less_Sheepherder4337 Of course this is a sub 😂 Edit: thanks for the award! |
| /u/werther595 There is one for Adam Driver cats, used to be a whole website for Hitler cats (Kitlers). Certainly there are others |
| /u/Upstairs-Bad-3576 There needs to be one for Wilford Brimley cats. |
| /u/eucldian r/wilfordbrimleycats |
| /u/youvebeensamboozled these cats are just sad and I think we need to all stop supporting the breeding of them |
| /u/dankristy I wonder how many have the diabeetus? |
| /u/DeepCardiologist6384 This is the one. Amazing |
| /u/dankristy And also https://www.reddit.com/r/AnyaTaylorJoyCats/ As well as https://www.reddit.com/r/emmastonecats/ |
| /u/werther595 IDK, I don't really see it in either of those |
| /u/dankristy You have to scroll a bit to see the GOOD examples. These two are a bit far down but both fit the "flavor" of the subreddit and I can easily see it in each of them: https://preview.redd.it/m2j4lqlvr6nh1.jpeg?width=1302&f ormat=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfe3454fa8672375e78f7f6af85ab8f44 720b830 |
| /u/GorditaPeaches There's one for Emma Stone cats |
| /u/hotfistdotcom /r/CTLLRP is the real one |
| /u/meat_rock Holy shit, this is a great day |
| /u/hotfistdotcom maybe one day if we keep exchanging cat subs we'll find the one that hasn't been taken over by bots |
| /u/curiousmind111 Thank you!!! I was wondering what happened! |
| /u/Books_And_Brews https://preview.redd.it/cvxwssuez4nh1.jpeg?width=1320&fo rmat=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d32485e10521b911931e263273cb1c4d1d f2d922 |
| /u/ZoalPrime how this not ronpurrlman |
| /u/RUN_DMT_ https://preview.redd.it/gj4ka5yyd5nh1.jpeg?width=1284&fo rmat=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ad080c2c161b147726692f522eee59ed8 441b4a |
| /u/curiousmind111 I thought that was no more!!! |
| /u/_burndtdan https://preview.redd.it/zg156s7d65nh1.jpeg?width=1080&fo rmat=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31095eec72e85b7c1dd38e1a68ec983259 a54771 |
| /u/bertro1 https://preview.redd.it/omd5m7jxganh1.jpeg?width=612&for mat=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f75717a54b9fed7c108d6a8ea3ba751336 20d81 |
| /u/FuManBoobs https://giphy.com/gifs/EKDGlXqALQUOQ |
| /u/Ok_Subject_2447 This is who I thought of too haha 😆 |
| /u/l3ane https://preview.redd.it/j51jlsjh47nh1.png?width=248&form at=png&auto=webp&s=0957b1e07915c3e031c87ffc8feb941370504 80d |
| /u/Sharp-Heron7707 I came here to say this. |
| /u/No-Can7087 He looks so grumpy. I love him 😭 |
| /u/EliGrrl Yeah he's not happy about having swallowed a microwave. |
| /u/KingSmoov https://preview.redd.it/tlf0aurg15nh1.jpeg?width=1170&fo rmat=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c34111c4b6162d15cb7d5f4d52a583330 556c68 |
| /u/duh_nom_yar https://giphy.com/gifs/0fhWZy2571BZouoJ1t |
| /u/LilBroWhoIsOnTheTeam looks like Kevin Hart |
| /u/Jrewy This makes me so uncomfortable. |
| /u/COYSBannedagain https://giphy.com/gifs/FTsXnBHwqjAzdZrBOb |
| /u/topological_rabbit "I've got wares, he's got coin. It's all gonna work out." |
| /u/Slaaneshisgood He judges you for your comment. Harshly. |
| /u/smitcal He also looks like he heard you say that |
| /u/Slow-Hour4931 Not only that. He looks like he just swallowed your microwave and what are you gonna do about it, punk? |
| /u/PM_me_oak_trees And he'll do it again |
| /u/Fun_Buddy7864 My man just has to sit and wait for pixar to show up https://preview.redd.it/zc5hxtizx4nh1.jpeg?width=411&fo rmat=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a230b3e01ce77f9cf00fd69bedcb7bae6 13eee1 |
| /u/Successful_Salad7732 https://giphy.com/gifs/9V5kan790X91CAMScG Bum bum bum |
| /u/Fun_Buddy7864 Jajajaja, he is a candidate for monsters inc live action remake |
| /u/maksigm That is a grown man. |
| /u/FirstDukeofAnkh That cat is my dad in feline form. Blocky, looks angry, but is actually a big sweetie. |
| /u/Angry-_-Crow How deep is this cat's meow? |
| /u/ChoiceFee8793 https://reddit.com/link/p7f14zs/video/mk3uk9t485nh1/play er He has a very cute scratchy sounding meow. Here's a video my mom took of him where you can hear it! |
| /u/casts_a_shadow That's because of all the smoking he did during his time as a soldier. |
| /u/DogmaJones Hurry up and wait, and smoke cigarettes. |
| /u/Honest_Chipmunk_8563 You said he visits YOU, but this is very clearly HIS house. |
| /u/DigiAirship He sounds like an old cabinet door. |
| /u/fckmarykilldeer That's not a cat. That's a squeaky door. |
| /u/Stock-Mission-7561 Aww. Your parents are adorable. |
| /u/loveleigh1788 They obvious joy to see Allen 🥹 and he clearly loves them too 😭 |
| /u/everfixedmark_1924 Omg his desperation for your pets is so squeakin' adorable |
| /u/deathonater How the fuck did you get a video to actually play properly on this platform!? |
| /u/ChoiceFee8793 Beginner's luck 🤣 |
| /u/telepathic-gouda He is so cute and tough 😭 awww. Kiss him and tell him I love him. |
| /u/-Tofu-Queen- I'm in an Uber right now and have been scrolling through this thread trying SO hard to hold it together so I didn't burst out laughing. I failed my mission upon reading your comment. 😂😂😂 |
| /u/phearless047 He just sounds like a burly man saying "meow" |
| /u/academiac Is that Ron Perlman? https://preview.redd.it/1io0s64v55nh1.jpeg?width=640&fo rmat=pjpg&auto=webp&s=375f48fde4fd159a112b257f22297d4724 79d898 |
| /u/SheaDingle Boy cats will look that way when you leave them intact. I think Ron is also intact but I have no source. |
| /u/Pixel91 No, it's pretty specifically a Maine Coon thing. |
| /u/CorranSal When animators want the audience to know that it's a male cat |
| /u/EmbelishRay He definitely heard what you said |
| /u/hughmann_13 https://giphy.com/gifs/wkD5ddqiJN4c |
| /u/SupaDave71 https://preview.redd.it/az5cm7a335nh1.jpeg?width=447&for mat=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78a9029a0ddbc2e5bc6d49c186659caf785 c88f5 |
| /u/BurlHimself Opens his own tuna cans. |
| /u/Fool_In_Flow He heard you say this, that's why he's so angry. https://preview.redd.it/xc6lqpy9q5nh1.jpeg?width=516&fo rmat=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0d8124181b93a1ad823566056848863c9 bc548b |
| /u/RandomPostReader https://preview.redd.it/1p5kdjbq86nh1.jpeg?width=1376&fo rmat=pjpg&auto=webp&s=345777476a669339379c39bac028b85bd7 8395e2 |
| /u/everfixedmark_1924 https://preview.redd.it/1xtbrjlsn7nh1.jpeg?width=782&for mat=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63da50d0980170bf306a1569ec04de4de68 4d8be |
| /u/Bombdy https://preview.redd.it/30itu33eq5nh1.jpeg?width=364&for mat=pjpg&auto=webp&s=167a4d26bcc4007528b442509112e061584 f3e61 |
| /u/beermile Not only did he swallow it, he did it because what, you got a problem with that? |
| /u/h-es I think Allen might've also just told us to suck it up and get over the loss of our microwave 😔 |
| /u/FullMetalJerkin And he ain't happy about it. |
| /u/HourExam1541 https://giphy.com/gifs/Qs5khBKll3CazwLauS |
| /u/3xpgort He looks like he swallowed Ron Perlman https://giphy.com/gifs/eNM5cRF4UMJe4CoQ3t |
| /u/LerchAddams (1 minute of purring followed by faint ding sound) Ah, found your express purring button! |
| /u/SyrusDrake They said "be there or be square" but he visited you instead. |